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Uh... sounds like tests tell the truth! :)


The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)

Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

Your exact opposite:
The False Messiah

Deliberate Brutal Love Master
If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Dirty Little Secret and The Playstation.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Priss


Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: BurninPet

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The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf)

Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.

You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come.

Your exact opposite:
The Stiletto

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.

Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.


BEWARE: The Hornivore

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, The Loverboy, The Boy Next Door


Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: evviez
The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)

Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.

You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

Your exact opposite:
The Intern

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer
We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor girls eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure, someone just like you



Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: amarillide


sounds like this test MENTE!
LOOOL... io non sono certo un Poolboy, either! :D

Tests are fun... se ti dicono 10 cazzate, statistica vuole che ne siano vere mediamente 5... se per caso ne centra 7 scatta il "WoW! Ma allora e' veroooo!!!" :D

Nel tuo caso, evidentemente, la statistica ha voluto la rivincita :P
bomba all'istat, SUBITO!
As you command, Ma'am! ;)
pfene, brafo. kosì mi piacen =PP
Werewovles... TeTeZcO... siiiiii puoooooo' FAAAAAREEEEE!!!

Dimmi... si'... dimmi che cogli l'ispirazione... e la citazione... se la cogli, prometto che ti faccio rimettere apposto la candela!! :D

[pun obviously intendeed :P]
uahhaha!! frankestein jr :D stavolta nn mi freghi con la citazione XD

[mica ce l'hai in divx ?:)]
Ce l'ho in DVD ;)
Interessa?
certo che interessa :D

lo spazio si farà da sè
GROAR!!! Il mio DVD di Frankenstein Jr. e' stato prestato al CugiPote senza autorizzazione... cmq...

Hai tre possibilita':

- Trasferirti qui per qualche tempo, cosi' lo guardiamo con calma :)
- Dirmi se lo vuoi in ITA o ENG che ti fo' il DivX (fatica... ma se devo... :D)
- Darmi l'indirizzo e te lo faccio arrivare a casa diretto ;)
monkey

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