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An XXL oxygen mask

An ugly hostess wanted me to sign a life insurance costing like 5000 euros every year.
I argued this was WAY too much and complained I wanted to see a movie instead.

She called reinforcements.

Three ugly hostesses looked at us passengers and yelled "Oxygen masks test, put them on now!"

An enormous, badly fitting mask fell down from up above and then - fuck their insurance - the pilot started a pseudo falling maneuver. I felt I was falling, then I realized this was just a crappy dream.

I woke up pissed at myself. I can so do much better than this.
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March 2010

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