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Mar. 8th, 2010


Avevo detto "ACACIA"!

Le mimose fanno schifo. Sono orribili. Puzzano.

Affollati cespugli di piccoli crisantemidi gialli.
Parenti dell'acacia, l'ossessione di ogni fottuto Grillo Parlante.
Producono legumi... sono parenti dei PISELLI, per Giove Saturno e Ur-ano in inglese.

Il messaggio che portano e' dunque chiaro: "Muori, logorroica saputella... tu e i tuoi cespugli di cazzi!"

Dopotutto... hehehe... penso che domani ne regalero' un bel po'! :D

May. 4th, 2008


Bedtime story

Questa notte c'era il castello del Governatore, pieno di spaventati fantasmi e folli giostre acquatiche.

Un sogno triste e felice insieme, che parla della disattenzione... della morte come piccolo intoppo.
Parla della morte che complica - rendendola infinita - una catena di scelte sbagliate.

E di uova, uova schifose... limite e condanna per qualcuno che ha dimenticato l'emozione di cio' che amava fare.

Parla dell'ispirazione... dell'inutilita' dell'agnosticismo di fronte alla timidezza di un soprannaturale soffocato dalla vergogna di non essere ritenuto reale... rifiutato persino da se stesso.

Settimana scorsa, con sogni (e risvegli) che sarebbe impossibile narrare, esprimevo la felicita' immensa per una piccola piccola conferma... per un'infinitesimo accenno di convergenza. Di senso.

Questa settimana e' tutto un confuso elaborare sul conto presentatomi per questa briciola di senso. Sul fatto che mentre lo pagavo, il senso mi e' stato pure rubato.

Sono costretto a riconscere l'ironia degli eventi... se non ne fossi protagonista, li troverei squisitamente surreali.

Mar. 23rd, 2008


RiveDay 2008

Contravvenendo con gioia alle regole che io stesso ho stabilito, il RiCapodanno quest'anno si festeggera' il 5 di Aprile.

Location, location, location: Birrificio di Como
Per tirarmela un po', eccovi il link al volantino ufficiale

35 euro, che includono la cena e dell'ottima birra artigianale (o vino di imprecisata qualita') a VOLONTA'. Si', proprio a volonta'.
Musica live, chi vorra' potra' ballare, ampio parcheggio coperto e possibilita' di pernottare vicino al birrificio per una cifra ragionevole (sotto le 50 euro, da confermare secondo disponibilita')

Chiunque volesse partecipare, me lo faccia sapere rapidamente.

Jan. 21st, 2008


Some of this, some of that

"Deeper Underground" - Jamiroquai
"Heavy Fuel" - Dire Straits
"Thunderstruck" - AC/DC
"Two minutes to midnight" - Iron Maiden
"So what" - Metallica
"Tribute" - Tenacious D
"Galvanize" - The Chemical Brothers
"Boomerang" - Jasmine Wagner

... and for the "emo" ending...

"More than words" - Extreme

I'm a winner with an attitude! :D

With this clever recipe, I made it clear to my neighbors there was no way they could win this war.

The next day, I woke up relaxed in a peaceful and fuckin' respectful silence... as I got out to go to work, the guy that takes care of the building acted as a peace messenger: they told him they got the message loud and clear... they said they were NOW sorry because of their disrespectful behavior.

I'm proud of myself, I gave'em what age seems to have failed to give: wisdom. :P

Another unruly couple of oldlings got taught an important lesson in music! :D

Jan. 12th, 2008


House Rules

Three months ago, new neighbors moved in.
Sweet old couple, both retired.

After a few days, I began waking up really tired with this weird feeling of knowing the latest news by heart.

I was puzzled and had trouble working... slowly, their evil plan unfold itself to me.

Those coward bastards wake up at 06.45 AM, pop the TV on, pump the volume sky high.
Every fuckin' day. Every day the sky gettin' higher.

My sleep is tough, so they began by just disturbing my REM phase.
After one month of teasing, they reached nerve disruption level.

I've lived in a flat long enough to know there's no such thing as diplomacy or reasoning with this kind of devil.


Yet I tried - stupid me - to let the sweet old couple know my point.

Conscious that hard feelings make me a bad ambassador, I had an intermediary ask them to lower the volume, buy headphones or die prematurely, which ever was more convenient.
I didn't even come to the point of mentioning the "low noise till 08:00 am" house rule... I was desperate, but not that crazy to believe in law.

The next day I was sweetly awaken by a tidal wave of advertising and jingles.
I think I heard some laughter, too.

It was time to settle this the old fashioned way: retaliation.

I'm currently pumping 100db towards their bedroom... Tragic Kingdom by No Doubt, how ironic.

I heard noises coming from their lair... it's strange, I know for a fact they like to go to sleep early. Too bad I cannot hear a word of what they say... maybe they like the music... maybe they want more. Sorry, it's 00:00, it's time to lower the volume.

Next show begins tomorrow at the same time.

Hope you're not too tired when you wake up 06:45... sweet dreams.

Jan. 6th, 2008


This can't be coming just from the fuckin' name! :D

What Johnny Means

You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you.
You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries.
You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice.

You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.
You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you.
At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself.

You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out.
Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia.
Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.
You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.
You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care.
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Jan. 2nd, 2008


New Year's Rive (RiCapoDanno)

My brain / guts / bad timing took new year's eve from me. That means war.

People around me know I've a thing for making up new events.
We got lots of Rebirthdays, we actually celebrate the Last Supper, I married myself on 6 / 6 / 6 just because I couldn't waste the date.

From today I'll be celebrating a new re-vent, New Year's Rive.

The spelling is fine. ReEve was lacking in punch. This party is gonna rive the damn year up!

In agreement with[info]jaddino and lostfx we decided what follows:

- The next day after Rive should be saturday, sunday or an holiday
- Rive has to happen on a month's end
- If the year is a leap year, Feb 29 is the first candidate
- Since here in Italy the first day of May is an holiday, the Rive has to happen before May

That said, 29th Feb 2008 is gonna be the first Rive Day.

If you're interested in joining or organizing a local party in your area / country, drop a line!

Dec. 31st, 2007


2007 - ASSessment

For this whole year, every single slice of free time had me instantly taking long sits on the WC.
Devoided of everything, I was then graced with awesome night sleeps, then toilet again.

All 2007 worked like that.

Took me a while, then I finally realized my body had quit the subtle signs game.
No more wimpy panic attacks, time to get loud: it was the neighborhood's turn to get scared.

I took action and my life has actually been helluva better, but my body is still giving me timely reminders so that I don't screw up.

All I hope for 2008 is to stop being among the top ten reasons for climate changes.

If that means I have to be happier and healthier, G'oh knows I'll accept my burden.

Else I might as well sell my disgrace to Al-Quaeda.

Have a nice leap year: if you feel a wind of change, just hope it's not my ultimate buff! :D

[ For the record: don't fear me in the elevator... I'm a man, I keep it together until the time comes for a virile and secluded explosion ]

Oct. 5th, 2007

seal, savvy


Segue un breve monologo di oggi su Skype. Roba mia.
Ho consapevolmente mentito in un paio di punti e l'ho condito con vittimismo artificiale... un capolavoro di ingegneria del disgusto.

"I felt like destroying something beautiful."

[04/10/2007 12.55.25] Johnny Piacentini says: Da parte tua - coerentemente con i tuoi sentimenti nei miei confronti - non ci saranno mai "spinte"... oltre a questo, col tuo bisogno di controllo, integrarmi diventa sostanzialmente impossibile. C'e' sempre un'altra emergenza, un'altra cosa da fare, un'altra priorita'... e a me non ti vuoi affidare perche' - coerentemente - significherebbe darmi uno spazio che non vuoi darmi.

So benissimo di non sapermi adattare a questo stato di cose... non solo per i sentimenti, ma per come sono fatto io. Non saprei se sia un pregio o un difetto... :)
Ogni volta che mi sforzo di far funzionare questa cosa, manco di rispetto a me stesso... e' inutile che mi racconti cazzate... le "approssimazioni" non mi piacciono... finche' dura la felicita' transitoria di averti ritrovato va tutto bene... ma poi mi accorgo di essere tornato nel ruolo dell'amico / eunuco / confidente segreto... e mi incazzo con me stesso.
E' umiliante... e la colpa - ovviamente - e' mia.

Che a te faccia piacere avermi cosi' lo capisco... e' un po' egoista :P... ma lo capisco.
Non capisco me stesso che lo accetto.

Cio' che mi fa accettare non e' l'amore, ma la caparbieta'... la fede nei miei sentimenti... forse anche un po' la solitudine.
Chiederti di darmi una ragione per "lasciarti" e' stato stupido... non hai motivo di darmene alcuna. Io di motivi ne ho sufficienti...
Mi dispiace, mi fa arrabbiare... ma con questa disparita' di emozioni, lasciarti forse e' la cosa migliore... non per noi. Per me.

Non sono capace di digerire i compromessi.
Divento davvero stronzo.

Che schifo.

Jun. 21st, 2007

Sleeping Buddah

Born to be permanent

Here to stay. This space is mine forever.

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