Tomorrow never comes
Let me begin by saying that on the airplane I was splashed once per each route... ananas when going there and ice cold water while coming back.
I promise: ananas was better... made me feel tropical long before touching ground.
Ice cold water has bad side effects, especially if your guts feel like doing some extra work.
On said plane, at departure, I met my first Bug... undoubtly a charming one... not really annoying either... but a Bug nonetheless.
I don't know the english name to call those puppets that push you to do dumb stuff at holiday resorts... the italian name is "animatori"... I'll just call them Bugs.
They are Homo Tourens tamers...
Said Bug called herself Valentina, which happens to be
Said Bug's Surname happens to be Carraro...
Said Bug assured me I was going to paradise... no nagging people, no stock game and activities, the most kewl and hypa Bugs on Earth, all there just for me. I got to admit I almost believed her.
While I was being seduced by BugMarketing,
As as matter of fact, she lied to us... she said she would attract young women for us to devour, whereas she attracted just "uncles", married couples well into eating and buying souvenirs.
On that plane, we were both scammed.
(to be continued)
And why did he steal my line?
Jeez, this world is turning to shit.
Try again next time!
If you're looking for some brotherhood, go rent "Koda, brother bear"!
I prefer bother bitMaster much better u know!
He will always your natural brother...my frinds-style bro...same words, differents means, everybody will be happy! give me your hand sis!!
..and "pineapple" would have been better still! XD
Btw... if I say ananas every fuckin english speaker has to adjust to my preferences. :P